Jesus Versus Satan
In the ever fast-paced growing technology today, Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with using computers.
Finally, God suggested a way to settle it: Each would spend two hours using spreadsheets, designing web-pages, making charts and tables.
The two sat at their keyboards and began typing furiously. Just before the two hours were up, the power went out. Once it came back on, they booted up their computers.
" Its gone! It’s all gone!! " Satan screamed. " My work was destroyed! "
Meanwhile, Jesus began printing out his work.
" Hey, you must have cheated! " Satan yelled. " How come your stuff wasn’t lost? "
God shrugged and said simply, " JESUS SAVES. "
